Life certainly has turns and twists.."everday is a winding road"...but this is what makes the journey captivating..some people would disagree with me on that one..but to one his own and this is my Blog..;)

-M

"The most unfair thing about life is how it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
And what do you get at the end of it ?!?
A death.
What's that, a bonus ?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, and get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
and then, when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months
floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap.

Then finally you finish off as an orgasm !!

Amen."

-George Costanza (Seinfield)