Random conversation with my wife

Me: As my first home project, I am going to build a trellis

Wife: What's that?

Me: Trellis for supporting vines

Wife: We don't have any Wine's

Me: Can't you think outside of computer science?

Wife: huhh..

Me: were you referring to WINE, windows emulator for Linux

Wife: Can't you think outside of computer science?

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